Today I came across this article describing how people were pointing out that the kids in the movie were in shorts, in December. I think everyone is missing the real travesty here: Frosty isn’t even wearing pants! In fact, he’s naked, and I for one am extremely offended. PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON YOU CREEPY SNOW MAN!
There. Now I feel better.
Hopefully this made up hashtag will propel me into internet fame, and get some pants on that snowman in the process.